EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.
Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
by ac3092 September 10, 2009
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
by DustinSchaeffer November 12, 2007
by Master of Blumpkins January 22, 2015
The right ear is the “gay” ear; the common saying right is wrong has been used up to the 90s as well as many gay men choosing to pierce their right ear only. The left ear is the straight ear since it’s opposite the “gay” ear.
Person 1: hey I think I’m going to pierce my right ear.
Person 2: bro that’s the gay ear, you know that right?
Person 1: I thought you knew I was gay? Why else would I pierce my right ear only?
Person 2: oh… I did not. Welp.. good for you, see ya around.
Person 1: wait can I get your #?
Person 2: ummm…. try Grindr I’m straight sorry.
Person 2: bro that’s the gay ear, you know that right?
Person 1: I thought you knew I was gay? Why else would I pierce my right ear only?
Person 2: oh… I did not. Welp.. good for you, see ya around.
Person 1: wait can I get your #?
Person 2: ummm…. try Grindr I’m straight sorry.
by Vincenip lobecelli July 27, 2022
He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.
by Una Malachica February 14, 2008
To receive an Ear Bashing is to be yelled at, usually at loud volume which hurts the ears, hence Ear Bashing.
(At work after be pulled into the manager's office)
Colleague- Wow, so are you getting fired?
You- Nah just got a bit of an ear bashing.
(After being out all night with your mates)
Friend- What did your Wife/Girlfriend say when you rolled in?
You- Dude I got one hell of an ear bashing.
Colleague- Wow, so are you getting fired?
You- Nah just got a bit of an ear bashing.
(After being out all night with your mates)
Friend- What did your Wife/Girlfriend say when you rolled in?
You- Dude I got one hell of an ear bashing.
by T-D-B July 25, 2010
This is when you have your hair down ( long hair especially) and the tip of the top of your ear pokes through to the outside world!
A little bit lord of the rings esq!!
It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!
A little bit lord of the rings esq!!
It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!
by Florizel March 10, 2010