Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 06, 2021
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Simp revenge

A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games

Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020
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revenge abs

when you get out of a relationship and workout to get a "hot body", because deep down inside you know you want to pull that person back to you, but you say it's because now all of a sudden you wanna be healthy.
khloe got some revenge abs to impress tristan, sadly he's impressed by other things these days
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Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you
Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge
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the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"
Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.
by David McFumbungler March 18, 2007
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remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
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Revenge artist

A person who makes art so horrid to the point where their art is only worth being used against another.
Person one is showing person two their favorite "Revenge artist"

Person one: And here's my favorite revenge artist.

Person two: What the fuck am I looking at?

Person one: Literal trash.
by Toast927 February 27, 2024
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