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Really now, dont be jealous because you just dont have one. Apple makes good stuff. and if you are bitching about how you bought a 60 gig and put 200 songs on it, your a fucking retard. Ive got a 16 with 2900. And duhhh, limewire, you fuckface
An Ipod is not that bad, even though it is expensive. get over yourself
by jhpb93 October 16, 2008
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An overpriced brainwash mechanism. People buy it because people have it. We are too stupid to actually shop so we buy an iPod. This is so true that people don't know the difference between an iPod and an mp3 player. That's right! the iPod is actually a type of mp3 player. And YES! there are actually other mp3 players that you dont have to sell your house to buy!
*Guy 1: Hey! I see you bought an mp3 player
Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod.
Guy 1: Idiot

*Guy: Hey! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house?

*Lennie: Look George! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy.
*George: Lennie you idiot! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.
by LilMateo91690 December 31, 2008
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Girl: "Whoa Katy! do you have linkin park on your iPod?"

Katy: "DONT TOUCH MY BABY!"
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iPoddy

It's when some multimedia stuff it's good or usefull to be carried in the iPod...
Wow dude... That picture/vid/song/file.. is so iPoddy...
by V-King (Daniel) October 13, 2008
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iPod

A term used for defecating upon another person's face during sex. Also known as an iPoop
"Hey John, last night Jenny wanted me to give her an iPod. But the sad part is I tried and couldn't."
by Skitzobadass July 16, 2008
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iPod

1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.

2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society

3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.

4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.
1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007

abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010

by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!

2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"

Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"

Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."

3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"

Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"

Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"

Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"

Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"

4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"

Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.
by boughtanipodandregret July 20, 2010
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ipod slappin'

1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.

2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.
B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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