Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt

Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli

by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.

"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."

by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016

Human Gladwrap

Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed

Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap

by Deano86t July 28, 2009

human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

by Enigme December 1, 2021

Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021

human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020