horse cock

in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)

we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer.

by grz April 4, 2007

stalking horse

Someone or something whose role is to become the focal point for, or the initiator of, a debate or challenge. However, in reality their leadership role is an illusion, and the stalking horse is really working to promote a challenge or debate that will benefit a third party whose identity remains a secret.

Pete: "You been watching what them Clintons are up to?"
Cook: "I've been trying to ignore them now for 12 years."
Pete: "Well Slick Willie has been attacking Obama."
Cook: "Why?"
Pete: "Well he is acting as a stalking horse for Hillary to damage Obama's rep."
Cook: "I figured Obama already damaged his rep."
Pete: "Not as much as Willie can."
Cook: "Your wisdom is boundless."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Rainbow Horse

A Baby first T.V show.

A player on Howrse.com

That pink, cute, and long-legged horse giggles like a child. Rainbow Horse winks at me at the end how sweet!
Rainbow Horse teaches babies and toddlers colours.

by binky4646 May 16, 2013

Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

Horse Job

A horse job is a sexual move done to either a girl or a guy. When a person is going down on another person, the person pleasuring does a motorboat move with their lips while exhaling loudly. This, of course, simulates a horse naaying. Thus a horse job.

Nic: Hey DJ! My girlfriend is out of town and I want a horse job really bad. Will you give me one.

DJ: Yeah of course, I love giving horse jobs.

while DJ is blowing nic he makes a very loud naying sound.

Nic: I'm sorry DJ but the HJ always makes me blow my load all over faces.

by Izak P and DJ October 28, 2008

Horse Face

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.

Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.

by DevilFan August 29, 2012