A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.
When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.
by GPM415 May 21, 2012
by rl1634 October 09, 2008
by That snaps November 02, 2017
Putting a golf club, or foot, or any long object the goes up at the end like a golf club. The object is put between the legs of someone, brought up to where the legs meet, and pulled.
by The Fish 97 July 02, 2011
Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by lord doom September 04, 2007
Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by stdjsc15 August 18, 2007
1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"
Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!
by guess i got mah swagga back November 18, 2011