Honey Monster

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.

Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.

by E EL DEE August 3, 2008

honey baked blunt

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.

Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!

by Dreadlock_Starr13 January 29, 2009

honey badger

A vicious and very hardy feral animal that can withstand attacks, stings, and even snake bites yet keeps on killing and eating. Metaphorically, an assistant or political operative who takes a similar "no-holds-barred" approach and is always on the attack despite attacks and reprisals.

"Official Washington and its counterparts around the globe are struggling to understand just how much the honey badgers are now running the show." - TIME magazine, 13 February 2017

by al-in-chgo February 4, 2017

Honest opinion

An 'Honest opinion' is a statement to indicate that you are telling the truth about your own thoughts or feelings, especially if you think these will disappoint the person you are talking to.

Dad: "Hey son , do you what do you think about my old people music?

Son:'' Well , My Honest opinion is that think it's boring and snoreworthy ."

Dad:" .....You're grounded for a week."

Son:"Fuck"

Dad:"Make that two weeks"

Son:"GOD DAMNIT"

by A R.C.D -real cool dude- February 13, 2017

Honey

An overall perfect person. They’re epic, amazing, and so funnyicanteven-

Sentence Example : Honey was, and still is, what you’d call a God.

by YamiOwO September 7, 2019

Honey-Dicked

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.

Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.

by Jack Dester November 5, 2019

Honeybutter

The liquid serum from the combined actions of anal and vaginal intercourse. Creating a yellowish butter substance from the anal and vaginal fluids.

‘Errrr honeybutter’ said Elder Richard.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020