Holy Melon

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.

Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy BEANS

ignore the above definition and here it goes: Holy BEANS is the discord username for an anonymous Irish girl who owns a server and was banned from the Tileman.io discord recently. damn fucking pea ;'(

Holy BEANS:UNMUTE ME
thetechtoot:posts cleavage job porn
pea: BANNED BOI

by thetechtoot May 4, 2020

Holy Cock

Used in similar fashion as Holy shit except the cock part makes it more ear catching because no one is expecting it

Holy cock that’s crazy

by Sevaii November 20, 2020

Holotard

A person who is obsessed with vtubers and vstreamers, especially the ones working for the world-famous vtuber agency Hololive

I_Follow_Shark_Ladies227 is a Holotard. He only posts vtuber-related content on his Twitter.

by Bogdan Narut May 23, 2022

Holiday Hingings

What you do on a holiday when you are a loner loser. Basically, you do pretentious things so that you look like a normal person but deep down you know it's all fake.

Yo look! Toppo and Rocco had the weirdest and craziest holiday hingings back in Goa.

by chanzerre January 29, 2023

Kenny Hollis

Invented the writing style "Systematic Polar Realoism" while writing "The Hairless Ape" between the years of 1998 and 2005. Kenny Hollis is best known for is Political writing for "The HARF" and AUN Publishing in Denver, Colorado.

Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.

See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.

Person 1: "That story made absolutely no sense to me."
Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."

by Bill Dotreve December 14, 2005

Desk Holiday

Desk Holiday (DH)

A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.

Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

“Dude, want to grab a coffee, I just got a Desk Holiday!”

by Elliott G September 4, 2007