holy puta

puta is used for whore or cunt in spanish or portuguese, in slang
a holy puta can be translated to mean a holy whore, one who is engaging in prostitution but denies it or a wife who practices adultery but still sees herself as pure.

His wife is a holy puta yet he refused to divorce her.

by garanji September 24, 2017

Holy bowl

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

by 8-7 October 17, 2018

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018

holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018

holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole

Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees

by $wagalicious May 31, 2019

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019