A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.
Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by StevenFan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.
by NardsOfDoom February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).
(Steven Colbert made me do it).
by GCL224 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by Zaatar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.