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The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic
Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero
by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019
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Keyboard Hero

Social media has brought us a new kind of "hero".

That's a person that who scared to death of others when in person, yet feels free to insult you most creatively online. That's the lowest form of cowardice.

It's like those people pulling FU signs in their car, knowing you can't catch them as you're turning the other direction or when they see a huge guy coming out his car, hit full throttle or pass out out of fear.

If you can't say it to someone's face, DON'T say it elsewhere, if you have one atom of self-pride in your body!
The Keyboard Hero swore and called the boxer a wimp in an online comment.
by Awingman October 19, 2022
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War hero

that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.

doger: yea

roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels

doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.

roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.

doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.

roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??

doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
by batman_d1 August 10, 2012
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hero shift

N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.
Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.
by -_-nope October 8, 2017
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Anti-Hero

An Anti-Hero is a hero who does bad things to achieve a good and respectable goal.
Scar was a real Anti-Hero.
by Pen Name = Pseudonym December 25, 2018
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guitar hero

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.
by kewl dude February 14, 2007
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guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.
Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
by dave3190 August 3, 2008
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