Jj Hamblett

One of the four members that make up the band Union J, he is some sort of earth god and his voice is made of melted heaven.

Jcat1: My favourite of Union j is Jj Hamblett.
Jcat2: yeah I'm pretty sure he is a god..
Jcat1: his face is sculpted by angels I heard.

by Jcat1 January 17, 2013

hamburger butthole

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef

Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.

by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010

Hamburger face

TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL, AND TO USE K TO ANSWER LARGE STATEMENTS OR QUESTIONS.

Example 1: Hamburger face

JAKE FREDERIC DAVEAY WAS ON SKYPE WITH RORY, WHEN HE SUDDENLY CALLED RORY A FAG AND RORY WAS OFFENED. RORY CONTINUED TO TALK BUT AFTER HOURS OF WAITING WAS ONLY LEFT A REPLY OF K. RORY THEN GAVE UP AND PLAYED SKYRIM ALONE. FUCKING HAMBURGER FACED JAKE!

Example: "WOW DUDE I WAS SO FUCKING HAMBURGER FACE LAST NIGHT".

by ANGRY AT JAKE! December 30, 2011

Hamburger Helper

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

hamburger

A gay white liberal college student who dates mostly black or latino guys.

PersonA: "IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. I'M WHITE BUT DOWN WITH THE WHITES!!"

PersonB: "Dude...stop being such a hamburger. Seriously."

by Duosity45 March 19, 2007

hamburger helper

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021