guitarist

Musician (occassionally) who thinks the entire world revolves around him...

"You need to play less bass on this one so that I can put in a 20 minute guitar solo..."

Typical Response to the above: "Bollocks/Piss Off/Fuck Off/Die Scum" The list could continue forever...

by PSYCHOBASS July 15, 2003

Guitar Wanker

A guitar player that constantly plays unimpressive scales onstage, calls it soloing but really it's just wanking. Usually leads into ten minute "improvised" guitar "solos" of the player just going up and down scales. Musical masturbation. Even though the typical guitar wanker is not very creative, non-musical audience members may be very impressed by it all, but other musicians are not.

Guitar wankers can often be found in bar room blues bands and new bands with short set lists. Heavy Metal guitarists in general are wankers. Neil Young is a prime example of a guitar wanker.

by Inducer69 August 27, 2013

the worlds best guitarist

The world's best guitarist is of course the one and only Jimmy Page. He himself mastering everything about the guitar. He Mastered music itself in many different styles and founding a new era of rock.

Jimmy Page not only created the best rock song ever (stairway to heaven) but also came up with many folk treasures (Black Mountain Side, White Summer, Bron-Y-Aur ect.)

by RockGod June 11, 2006

Guitar

The sexiest instrument there is.
Often nerds use them to get laid.

Eg: "Damn look at that guitar, man he's sexy now!"

by miss.understood September 27, 2004

guitar center

Heaven; A musicians heaven, of course you would have to play some sort of guitar for it to be your nirvana.

Guitar Center is the greatest place on earth even though they sometimes play emo.

by till_deth_do_us_part November 14, 2005

Guita

An amazing person who loves her family and gives the best advice.

I wish I was Guita she is so kind to everyone.

by negss September 5, 2009

Ass Guitar

When the ass hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. Hence the name "Ass Guitar". Usually occurs due to swamp ass.

Man 1: Damn, i have swamp ass like you'd never believe!
Man 2: Well do you have an ass guitar?
Man 1: No
Man 2: Ive had worse

by Peirce July 17, 2007