by Themajorsmartass January 13, 2017
by ying June 07, 2004
an arrogant and conceited, athletically inclined dickhead (male) who thinks he is God's Gift to Women. Usually has a definitive walk/strut, stylish or ironic haircut and hits on an average of 5 girls at a time.
Ally: did you see that new guy? he's SO cute!
Bonnie: nah, stay away from him man, he's defs gonna be a popular guy!
Bonnie: nah, stay away from him man, he's defs gonna be a popular guy!
by jinx97 November 21, 2012
The funniest person on the internet.
Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
by ofhwkdhtgnkarn August 26, 2007
Girl #1: Damn! Who's that hot guy over there?
Girl #2: I don't know. All I know is that I wanna bang his brains out.
Girl #1: Exactly what I was thinking!
*two girls high five each other*
Girl #2: I don't know. All I know is that I wanna bang his brains out.
Girl #1: Exactly what I was thinking!
*two girls high five each other*
by xohollisterbabexo February 19, 2010
(noun) A patsy; a chump; a person who is left with the blame for a crime, oftentimes planned and premeditated by others prior, regardless of their involvement they are subject to and endure the punishment due others.
Born without much common sense Nikki made for the perfect fall guy in Rikki and his gang's next caper which was going to be a heist at the city's only jewelry store. Details aside, it would be a cakewalk, after the crew secured the plundered stones they'd just spin a yarn on old stupid Nikki that would have him stay behind to bear the brunt of their job. When the cops got there by the time they dealt with all his foolishness they would have extended time to get the fuck out of dodge.
by Nikki Stixx June 09, 2021
This term pertains exclusively to internet video chatroom culture such as TikTok, Twitch, Omegle, Chatroulette etc.
It describes a young to middle-aged male that chooses an uncomfortably close camera position or, by all given definitions, an awkward fixed position (usually sideways) throughout the broadcast, with the end goal to show themselves as mysterious, attractive, elusive or masculine and powerful. However, this usually goes awry, as the spectators usually feel disillusioned by the vapid and dry character of the individual, who uses this same technique to try and mask deeply seeded insecurities about their position as a man in the world.
It describes a young to middle-aged male that chooses an uncomfortably close camera position or, by all given definitions, an awkward fixed position (usually sideways) throughout the broadcast, with the end goal to show themselves as mysterious, attractive, elusive or masculine and powerful. However, this usually goes awry, as the spectators usually feel disillusioned by the vapid and dry character of the individual, who uses this same technique to try and mask deeply seeded insecurities about their position as a man in the world.
Person A: Hey, I really like that guy with tattoos we've seen on TikTok. He's sooo cool!! You remember him, right? Always in the shirt that shows his muscles and kinda looking sideways at me... I also like the double nose piercing guy we saw the other time and...
Person B (cuts in): Wait. The POV guy that's basically leering and doing nothing? He looks both scared an dead behind his eyes at the same time. As your friend, you best check your priorities in life.
Person B (cuts in): Wait. The POV guy that's basically leering and doing nothing? He looks both scared an dead behind his eyes at the same time. As your friend, you best check your priorities in life.
by Daddyism April 14, 2023