World's Greatest Dad Mug

The mug you get your dad when you realize you need a present for tomorrow

I completely forgot about Father's day, so I just got him a world's greatest dad mug

by JustYourBoy February 1, 2017

swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

by mr swanson July 31, 2018

Gretty the Great

A nickname for an alpha Gretchen, or the superior version. She is perfect in every way. She is the best looking girl you will ever see in your life. She is also the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. She makes an amazing girlfriend who will never fail to brighten your day and put you in a better mood. No matter who you are if Gretty the Great cares about you, you're the luckiest person on earth

Gretchen: hi guys
Everyone: HEY! Its Gretty the Great

by defenitlynotsam November 29, 2018

put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country

Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020

I'm great.

Another lie people tell when they try to act okay or fine.

A period at the end makes them look serious, so beware. They aren't okay at all

Ex:

"Hey how are you?"

" i'm great."

by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020

Dominic the great and all wise

A person who is greater and better than any one else.
People need to treat him like a king
Remember to always write the capital letter

Hello Dominic the great and all wise

by D. King November 21, 2021

Make China Great Again!

Also known as “China’s Great Revival.” A slogan by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to restore China to its past glory as one of the greatest civilizations in the world following its defeat and humiliation in colonial and war times, and Mao’s decades-long totalitarian rule that impeded the motherland’s progress economically and scientifically.

Few critics could deny that leveraging on the policies put in place by his previous three predecessors, Comrade Xi has transformed China into a wealthy major power with a modern military and advanced tech sector, while cracking down on political opponents and getting tough on big shady businesses and filthy rich individuals. No doubt, the new emperor is boldly preaching about “Make China Great Again!”

by Covido October 22, 2022