glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.

Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

emo glasses

Very ugly, thick, black glasses worn by trendy fans of emo music. They resemble traditional "nerd" glasses and many emo fans think it's cool to pretend that they are nerds because they think they are being nonconformist. However, since emos now make up the vast majority of people on planet earth, doing so is very conformist and insulting to real nerds who toil endlessly to keep your computers working.

Look at that guy with the emo glasses, he listens to trendy crap music.

by cm August 26, 2004

shitty glasses

Shitty glasses is a nickname given by Levi Ackerman fun loving interactive shipper named hanji zoe. She LOVES titans and has pets of them!! She likes to research some titan shifters like Eren Jaeger her faveret ship is said to be Eren x Levi

"Oh hey shitty glasses" or_"SHITTY GLASSES GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP BOTHERING EREN!!"

by ITS LEVI FUCKING ACKERMAN~❤ June 15, 2018

break the glass

Say this when you're breaking out the big guns. When evertything you've tried has failed, and you're resorting to your emergency plan. From breaking the glass of fire extinguishers to put out a fire.

There's nothing to do, it's time to break the glass and go to www.urbandictionary.com

by billie shakes May 24, 2005

great glass elevator

Also known as an 'inverted glass bottom boat.' This is when you encounter a girl who is so slutty that vaginal intercourse is completely out of the question. In fact, her level of whore-ness is so great that you have to worry about the disease and infestation that has made its way to her anal-cavity. One condom will not suffice with this bitch, and the risk of breaking a condom while double bagged is too great, so the only viable option is to lay a piece or saran wrap over her asshole before proceeding with insertion. This added layer of protection will help protect against most unwanted diseases.

That bitch was so dirty I had take the Great Glass Elevator all the way to the top!

Bitch ain't gonna shit right after I get off the Great Glass Elevator.

by Hell Razor October 2, 2006

glass eye

a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...

yeah, he's a glass eye...

by smoo lu'va January 15, 2008

glassell park

One of Los Angeles' older neighborhoods. A small community in north east Los Angeles with a large latino population and industial corridor along San Fernando Road. San Fernando, on the outskirts of the neighborood runs parallel with the Union Pacific Railroad. It is a quiet area but also has some gang activity including that of the Avenues, a lagely latino gang. Its two claims to fame are the glassell park recreation center and the fact that it was plagued by landslides from rainfall during the 2004-05 winter

person A: ey where is glassell park at?
person B: where San Fernando and the Two freeway intersect

by wrongfullcause December 11, 2008