jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.
person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?
person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!
person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!
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