frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!

yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

freeway flyer

Long distance boyfriend that is two timing

My ex boyfriend was a freeway flyer so I kicked him to the curb

by Gonzo Bonanzo January 7, 2015

Booty Flute

When you cum in someone's ass, and they fart after.

"I came so hard in her ass that she had a big ole booty flute!"

by TootieBootyJudy January 1, 2016

snoot flute

An idiom for penis.

Rebel: I need to drain my snoot flute.

by darkseid May 20, 2016

fudge flute

Some ones ass or anal cavities

Guy1: "My girlfriend let my stick it in her fudge flute last night."
Guy2: "Cool"

by wet_cardboard69 April 11, 2018

Pan flute

When a group of men line their penises up in a row and someone blows across them like the playing of a pan flute

For our bachelor party sarah gave me and the guys a pan flute

by Quackass June 14, 2018