Fluidation

When you're brain derails and you can't remember the word hydration so your brain spits out this abomination of a word in its place.

Are you getting plenty of fluidation

by Noel62H May 20, 2023

flurdrobe

A floordrobe (a wardrobe.... spread across your floor) frequented by a cat (or other furry animal).

Ugh, my cat was on my floordrobe and now I have a flurdrobe - everything's covered in cat hair!

by fullfathomfive May 21, 2023

Fudd

A gun owner who doesn’t need batteries to get the job done, whether it’s their pistol or their girlfriend.

A Fudd’s large bore .45 is the envy of the dinks with tiny 9mm calibers; a Fudd always packs more juice than a 2A with a recent born-on date.

by Frothy Troll May 30, 2023

Fladdies

The smallest size of a breast. Fladdy owners are usually completely flat chested or have breasts the size of a small fruit. These small-fruit size breasts are a subset of Fladdies, known as Apple-fladdies. Another subset of fladdies are Sharp-fladdies, which usually have perkier or larger nipples.

Person 1: Yo, those fladdies are sick!
Person 2: Those are Apple-fladdies, idiot. You aren't cultured enough to enjoy REAL fladdies.

by boobaprofessor June 9, 2023

floddlewallop

Smacked badly in the face by a low flying duck or Swan. Also the act of waving ines arms in alarm trying to avoid it.

The runner ran round the canal tow path. Not knowing coming the other way was a low flying Swan. The floddlewallop was painful an inevitable neither could avoid mainly due to the sun.

by Big Mamma J June 15, 2023

fluidate

To add water to something to aid in hydration.

Each evening, I fluidate all the flowers in my garden.

by Loping Dwarf July 14, 2024

Fluidfriend

A genderfluid version of the term girlfriend/boyfriend. Yeah that's it. I invented this term myself. Please use it I am begging you.

I love my fluidfriend so much!!! :3

by Nesp August 13, 2024