one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 6, 2009
Get the Flu of the swinemug. When one is so hung over and tired from celebrating Barack Obama's historic victory, that he/she cannot go to work the next day.
November 5, 2008 7:59a.m. "Boss, I can't come into work today...I'm infected with the Obama Flu. Doctor says its contagious."
by Winfrey Bowman March 22, 2009
Get the Obama Flumug. A highly contagious disease characterized by cold like symptoms and the inability to keep from signing Cat Stevens songs.
1: " If you want to sing out, sing out...Achoo!"
2: What's wrong with you dude?
1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu
2: What's wrong with you dude?
1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu
by jpears March 27, 2010
Get the Cat Flumug. A: I hooked up with that girl last night...
B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.
B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.
by meh321 December 7, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. An over-imbibing malaise, usually following a nigh of epic alcohol consumption; a hangover. Generally cured by immediate intake of additional alcoholic beverages.
by ohyesIdid December 4, 2014
Get the Blu flumug. Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.
by SJ@24 July 16, 2010
Get the Moscow flumug. The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine
Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?
Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.
Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?
Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.
Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?
by cmc1998 November 5, 2009
Get the Wine Flumug.