faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

faux-mo

faux-mo pronounced fomo meaning false or fake (faux) motivation (mo) achieved through some type chemical stimulant to cause activity that is not achieved through natural desire. An induced active state using a fake substance such as drugs or stimulants caffeine sugar pep pills amphetamine cocaine energy drinks Ritalin Some hallucinogenics can bring on a motivated mind set depending on the persons brain chemistry. (not to be confused with the dyslexic word fomo aka fucker mother)

Hey man you know where I can find any faux-mo, I cant shake of these holiday blues.

by writenaked September 8, 2016

faux pas

an expression of apology following a gaffe or embarrassing statement.

"Faux pas. It was not my intention to step on your feet in this crowd."

by babalang January 31, 2024

faux snap

Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy

I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.

Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!

by Grash0per February 22, 2018

Faux Boheme

The lifestyle of a young adult who would be a hipster if they were a little more hip.

He's just living la vie faux boheme.

by FBoheme October 16, 2010