The greatest advice you can give to a friend that's acting gay. Because friends don't let their friends become fags.
by kam75xx October 21, 2021
someone who won't stfu about mario an goes around wearing mario themed articles of clothing and accessories who eventually make you hate the fatass, shroom-chomping bastard
herp: dude, there is some cunt on my bus who just won't let me talk about games without telling me how "superior" mario is
derp: GAH, I FUCKIN' HATE MARIO FAGS
derp: GAH, I FUCKIN' HATE MARIO FAGS
by Morshu Mmmmmmmmmmm January 12, 2012
This rare breed of heterosexual human male enjoys the company of homosexual human males in preference to or en liu of, perhaps selectively, other heterosexual males.
The fag stag forms a unique relationship with the gay men he associates with. Benefits of this relationship are social and ego related improvements for the fag stag, such as:
> Fashion advice
> Social pleaseantry training
> Access to networks of women (mainly fag hags) / matchmaking
> Complimentary attention from the gay men
> Freedoms from not having to conform to hetero expectations
As previously referenced, some fag stags are part-timers. This type of stag enjoys being in social situations with the intent on meeting heterosexual human females and uses the gay men to his advantage. The gay men act like a lure, attracting women to them and the stag finds it easy to slip into conversation with these women without feeling pressure to court them since these women would often assume the stag was also gay. Later the stag would reveal his intentions to the women in a gracefully manuvered play.
This situation also allows the stag to keep hetero company in which he may be allowed to peform rituals not found in homosexual cliques.
The fag stag forms a unique relationship with the gay men he associates with. Benefits of this relationship are social and ego related improvements for the fag stag, such as:
> Fashion advice
> Social pleaseantry training
> Access to networks of women (mainly fag hags) / matchmaking
> Complimentary attention from the gay men
> Freedoms from not having to conform to hetero expectations
As previously referenced, some fag stags are part-timers. This type of stag enjoys being in social situations with the intent on meeting heterosexual human females and uses the gay men to his advantage. The gay men act like a lure, attracting women to them and the stag finds it easy to slip into conversation with these women without feeling pressure to court them since these women would often assume the stag was also gay. Later the stag would reveal his intentions to the women in a gracefully manuvered play.
This situation also allows the stag to keep hetero company in which he may be allowed to peform rituals not found in homosexual cliques.
by Curious_Joe December 12, 2004
by KingTurkeySub January 23, 2020
A term used to describe the demeanor and/or sexual preference of people that overuse definitions from Urban Dictionary
"Man, Charlie really likes those hilarious Urban Dictionary definitions."
"Yeah man, he's a total fag. Gotta love him."
"Yeah man, he's a total fag. Gotta love him."
by dickvandyck April 19, 2017
by THE BILL CARTWRIGHT February 12, 2016
by Unidentified Being March 01, 2016