Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)

Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

last education

a) The last level of education attained by currently living adults who do no longer go to school, b) the last level of education attained by someone who has died whilst pursuing some form of education

Even though she passed away whilst wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, forever marking her dedication to learning.

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn

human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

Bring the education

verb; To teach a group of people a piece of unknown knowledge
aka; Drop Knowledge

Dude #1:Baby, I can't figure out how to bake flax whole wheat french bread.
Babe #1:Sexy thing, don't worry I'll come over and bring the education.

by Avi Hot Pants February 29, 2008

that decatur education

someone who went to the decatur public "schools" who trys to act smart but fails epicly

bob: hey did you see the guy they hired on the first floor
steve: yeah, he sure does have that decatur education
bob: i bet he cant even tie his shoes

by satanicbuddha December 27, 2010

Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

a good education

When a child under the age of 18 watches porn for the first time.

"Little Billy got a good education last night with his brother"

by BelegMaethor June 4, 2016