VariableTeaMcbe's definitions

adrini caldrukini

I randomly made ts when I had 4 hours of sleep and is delusional as fuck, its caldruki and adrian combined idk fuck it we ball

Timmy: "NOOO MY ADRINI CALDRUKINI GOT STOLEN"
Me: syfm gng

by VariableTeaMcbe September 15, 2025

Mustard mango 6 7

Tuffest of september boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii✌️

Thing 1: I am tuff
Thing 2: I am mustard mango 6 7 dubai chocolate labubu packgod
Thing 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025

Person names on urban dictionary

Usually some random incest born motherfucks that name those, for example I can just search up ELA as in English language arts (The worst subject in school ain't nobody writing poems in a 9 to 5) and I just sees those shitass making like "ela is the best person you can ever meet" like bitch syfm💔

MaliciousMason: lets search up ELA because ts haiku shit so dry I cant
MaliciousMason: WHY IS THIS A PERSON NAME FUCK OFF
MaliciousMason: these person names on urban dictionary sucks ass wtf

by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025

Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)

Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnmp

How the fuck are you this bored?? You in ELA or smth?

Someone: I bored so let's search up qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklnmp

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

packgod

the tuffest YouTuber ever lived boi its so tuff✌️

Thing 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BRAINROT GOT STOLEN
Thing 2: Syfm this is the fucking library
Thing 1: PACKGOD HUMBLE HIM
Packgod: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome
Thing 2: noooooooooooooo

by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025