Ethan

A really hot guy, yet cute guy. He is the definition of cute, and don't tell anybody else otherwise. He is sweet, caring, and modest. He is one of the top 5 most popular guys in school, but doesn't use it against people. He includes any and everyone. Ethan is extremely athletic, and typically plays sports in his free time. If he isn't playing sports, he is hanging out with his friends. Ethan is funny, as he can make anybody laugh. He always has a smile on his face, and is an optimist. He doesn't date the hot, rich, popular girls like the rest of his friends. He dates shy, cute, unnoticed girls. You are extremely lucky to have him. NEVER let him go.

Notice me, Senpai. I love you, Ethan. <333

Girl 1: Omg did you hear Jessica broke up with Ethan?
Girl 2: *Gasp* No way. She is going to be sorry she left his ass.

Girl 1: At least I have a chance with him now!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 7, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is one of the dumbest person you will ever meet. He is skinny and short. Although he is dumb, his smile is very contagious and will make you smile.

Person 1: OMG did you see that skinny ass boy?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: He is such an Ethan

by BeisbolDoge January 23, 2019

Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019

𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

a twitter group chat dedicated to the Dolan Twins, with a slight (read: big) inclination to Ethan Dolan. they take no bullshit from anyone (including each other 👀). watch out for their upcoming merchandise line! check @ethanscrackhead on twitter for more information, or if you just wanna have a good and swaggy time. 😎

There’s never a dull moment in 𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

except when everyone’s at school or sleeping or studying or busy or

by graceyeeyee February 28, 2019

Ethan

EXTREEEMLY BIG PEEN SO BIG IT WILL MAKE YOU SICK. MADDDD BIIIG CHEIF.

ETHAN"S FOTO IS HUGE

by YEETUS DELETUS NIGGA April 12, 2019

Ethan Choi

A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.

Damn, that's a Ethan Choi right there. Am I right?

by Dikblaster November 1, 2019

Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020