joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

get'em sunday

waking up and pretending like you aren't hung over after a saturday night where you only got three hours of sleep, and you get right after it ... when you start to get'em you realize that you dont have champagne.... but you do have beer... so you make beer and orange juice and play a drinking game. you follow that up with some marijuana, an 8ft bong, a valuim, and some football.... make sure you have bacon ... GET'EM SUNDAY

-"wow im definitely not right from last night... oh man what should should we do?"
- "well i know its 9AM but let's start with some beer .. and weed .. and a valium.... GET'EM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!"

by broad nation December 21, 2009

Kill 'em All

A common fan phrase describing a tendency for talented writers (those in anime, of all people) to wipe out a large score of fictional characters.

It can be done to show the horrors of war, for the purpose of keeping the viewer ratings up, or to explore the theme of human nature. The Kill 'em All can be done in a variety of styles:

- a systematic fashion with one-at-a-time i.e. 'Wolf's Rain',

- 3 thirds of the main characters i.e. 'Zeta Gundam',

- or more extremely, the entire cast of the series + all life in the universe + the fabric of the universe itself i.e. 'Space Runaway Ideon'

There's also the Bolivian Army ending, which usually features two survivors of an entire group fighting overwhelming odds. The story would then cut off without showing whether they died or not.

The heavyweight champion of this phrase is non-other than Yoshiyuki Tomino of Gundam, whose bouts of depression is sole reason for the slaughter of many heroes and villains in his mecha anime.

When Yoshiyuki Tomino smiles you know it's going to end in disaster. He's about to do a Kill 'Em All on the Federation and Zeon.

by Anondam August 14, 2009

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 1, 2004

got 'em

Got em is a phrase used to indicate that one has been got in any way. What this means is that... if one is got that they have been embarassed to the fullest possible extent.

"What the fuck are you doing here, you fat ass, faggot ass litle nigga?!"
"Um... I'm sorry..."
"GOT 'EM!"

by Matthew Sanchez January 16, 2006

GOT EM!

When you play somebody, you yell out 'GOT EM' <implying that you played the shit out of tha person>...right Aden?, lol

Person 1:Why is my moms number in your recent calls list?
Person 2:I dont know why your mom keeps calling, I fucked once and she doesnt get the hint, GOT EM!

by Micael November 25, 2007

beat-em-ups

1) A chick whose sole purpose is to satisfy a carnal sexual need.

2) A chick you sexually desire, free of any emotional commitment.

3) A chick with a good body, but questionable looks. (see beatable)

Naturally inferred, it's a chick that you intend to beat guts, beat it up, beat her guts up, and/or beat it up and skeet it up.

Peezy: "Bruh, is that yo gurl?"
Kels: "Naw nucca, she jus my beat-em-ups?"

or

Lew: "Fly body n'all, but dat bitch got issues."
Damaga: "Tru! But she'd make good beat-em-ups."

by Tha Damaga July 16, 2007