Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 20, 2010

blue duck syndrome

When one has the incredible urge to see, or do something out of the ordinary, with no explanation readily available.

I understand that no one wants to see Mark Twain making a penis joke; I'm just seriously afflicted with Blue Duck Syndrome.

I've had BDS ever since I can remember.

by Aeternum July 13, 2014

duckaduck

-noun

Slang. Helicopter - of Afrikaanses origin.

1. "Call in the duckaduck".

by JayZGerman December 24, 2008

Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

Duck Arse

When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp

Also applies when smoking more taboo substances

Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead

Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again

by JacobM July 1, 2010

weird duck

a person that is super weird and sometimes annoying but you know you are secretly in love with

person, your a weird duck

persons mind, I LOVE YOU

by the weirdest of ducks March 6, 2019

Duck's Ass

A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.

Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.

The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006