Upper Decker

(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.

The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.

by Britley's Grams September 4, 2016

cold deck

(n) In poker, a deck of cards that a player feels is not yielding an average number of playable hands.

"I'm not sure if it's a cold deck or I suck, but I can't win a hand tonight!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

decked out

When a fat girl gets dressed up in expensive clothing and walks(wattles) around as she pertends she's the hottest girl in the hood.

Dee: yo bro you see that sexy fat bitch?
Mac: yeah bro she's totally decked out

by sexyington January 9, 2013

Deckhouse

To completely and uderly destroy something without any intentions of respect or personal boundaries towards other members of the community.

Keir - "What happen'd to the kitchen?"

Matt - "DECKHOUSE!"

by Gerg-asauros-rex November 23, 2011

wet-decks

Divorced female's. Howard Hughes definition of a newly divorced woman. Hughes apparently enjoyed to bed females of this sort. The term is similar to that sloppy seconds.

I love nailing those wet-decks!

by Swanky Frankie December 24, 2007

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

Brooklyn Decker

When one defecates off the Brooklyn Bridge onto the deck of a boat passing beneath.

Man, I dropped a steaming Brooklyn Decker onto a booze cruise last night!

by lostarchitect July 1, 2011