daveable

Any female that is easily obtainable, but not necessarily desirable. A "DAVE" is along the same lines as a "JOHN" but is too cheap to pay for it.

Wow, did you see that woman at the bar, she is totally Daveable.

by Muclobsinc June 28, 2009

Dave Effect

The ability to unintentionally make females upset, angry, cry or just hate your guts.

I just looked at that girl and she started crying.. Must be the Dave Effect..

by Eurazn January 8, 2012

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018

Krazy Davek

Quite possibly the craziest person evar. I mean he spells his name with 2 k's, the one on the end is silent. He can be found doing mad moto x jumps in downtown NY on his dirtbike with 20" spinner dirtbike wheels. He can also be found cruzin in his 3 speed, 3 cylinder, 3 door geo metro with spinners.

The scene starts in downtown NY, a couple friends are enjoying a orange moca frappachino
Phil: Damns yo! what the t f was that?
Gregory: That was Krazy Davek bitch better recgonize!

by Krazy_Davek_pwnz_j00 January 13, 2005

dave grohl.

dave grohl is the coolest guy ever. former drummer of nirvana, and current lead man of foo fighters, he enjoys poetry and long walks on the beach.

1. dave grohl likes to rollerskate with his friend sadaam.

2. dave grohl is having a secret love affair with awesome person jessica goldman.

by Jess. July 23, 2008

The Dave

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*

by PinklyWrenis August 7, 2012

dirty dave

Double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer... The cheaper the better.

After that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut.

by Cuddles025 August 17, 2008