DIRECTORS CUT

WHEN YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAD HAPPENED!

HEY BRO, DID YOU SAY THAT I TOOK THE FATEST CHICK IN THE BAR HOME LAST NIGHT? MAN, I MUST HAVE HAD A DIRECTORS CUT.

by THE MIC October 4, 2008

one direction

a english boyband created by simon cowel in the 2010 X factor. they are well known for thier worldwide sensation in pop music. they have made it to the charts quite a number of times, with their debut singles "What makes you beautiful", "One thing", "gotta be you" and "live while were young". The group has become the best selling boyband worldwide and continue to produce no.1 selling music.

i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3

louis: can i hit you in the balls harry

harry: no i want tachos

niall: but i want nandos for lunch

liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction

by stropy October 8, 2012

Prime Directive

Term used in Academic Team (don't laugh) where one team buzzes in early on a question and gets it wrong so the question is to be read in it's entirety to the other team. No one player on this team should buzz in early while the question is being read. Doing so will result in "Prime Directive," and angry stares from your teamates because you were supposed to wait until they knew what it was (jealous little shits).

I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!

John: Man, Kush! That's your third Prime Directive this tournament, you gotta learn to wait!
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.

by Agra March 30, 2004

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 2, 2019

One Direction

You don't like who One Direction is?
Excuse me while I go find a cliff to push you off.
Yeah..im just kidding..i think.
But for real now.
One Direction is a british-irish boyband
4 British: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson.
1 Irish: Niall Horan
One Direction has two albums: Up All Night and Take Me Home. Also they have a single called One Way Or Another which is a remake of Blondie's version and they created their own video for that to save money to donate to an organization for ghana and if you didnt watch that video i SUGGEST YOU DO RIGHT NOW!
One Direction all started in the xfactor. Then one third place and were on Simons Team..But they obviously became bigger than the other contestants lol.

The ages of the boys at the moment are:
Louis Tomlinson: 21. Birthday: December 24th
Liam Payne: 19. Birthday: August 29th
Harry Styles: 19. Birthday: February 1st
Niall Horan: 19. Birthday: September 13th
Zayn Malik: 20. Birthday: January 12th

One Direction pretty much drowns girls all over the world with feels.
No matter what they do..
They make us go "asdfghjkl"
It's hard to explain..
But warning you..once you enter the fandom they're isnt any way out.

But for real though... They really are something special. I dont know what i would do without One Direction. They're literally my world. And they don't know of my existence but i love them. A lot.

"One Direction caused me to have high standards in guys."

by OneDirection Lover.. April 5, 2013

One Direction

A sexy British/Irish boyband created in 2010 by the judges of the X Factor UK. Members include...

-Louis Tomlinson
-Zayn Malik
-Liam Payne
-Niall Horan
-Harry Styles

Louis, Harry, and Liam are full Brits while Niall is Irish and Zayn is British and part Pakistanian. They are gorgeous boys and have won the hearts of fans (DIRECTIONERS!!!) all over the globe.

Keep calm and... OMG IT'S ONE DIRECTION!!!!

by 1234girl1234girl1234 December 7, 2012

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008