Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!
Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.
Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.
Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
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A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008
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adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
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by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
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Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.
There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.
They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.
Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.
There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.
They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.
Gold Digger - You drive a Cadillac Deville? God you are such as loser....(sees another guy pull up in a Ferrari and quickly runs in his direction)
by glum68 December 23, 2008
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