Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Hillbilly dildo

It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»

Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.

by Cezanne 57 August 7, 2021

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 4, 2022

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

Pink dildo

Pink panthers shlong

Bro 1:Wanna try the new pink dildo?
Bro 2:Hell Yeah!

by Xerts March 5, 2022