Poopy dildo

When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.

Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.

by Skeletonbones July 26, 2021

Indian dildo

When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.

Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”

by Pantysniffa5 January 22, 2021

Reverse dildo

A type of dildo shaped like a pussy which is strapped on by males. Usually used in gay sex.

Tom strapped on a reverse dildo and got banged by Jim.

by Saitama 777 May 01, 2021

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 04, 2017

Dumpster Dildo

A dildo that has been used by several or, a single person with an STD. Ruining the dildo and making it a dumpster dildo

I was looking through her drawers and I found her Dumpster Dildo.

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 29, 2017