Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

Circular Definition

A definition that refers (mostly directly) to itself or the thing it is defining, sometimes being used to avoid giving a proper definition.

A circular definition is a definition which is circular.

by SecondBlackjack March 10, 2017

Cuntile Dysfunction

When one is so disgusting, the woman is unable to get wet.

This guy was so revolting, I couldn’t get wet! He gave me Cuntile Dysfunction!!!!

by Apartex October 12, 2017

Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019

demon definition

A hidden definition of any word, which usually involves explicit material, rudeness, and overall negativity. "The devil's definitions."

John: What's the demon definition of the word cute?
Dave: I'd rather not say.

by EN Choel September 30, 2020

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of the loser of a Presidential election to be able to accept the results.

Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.

by PaininVajayjay November 17, 2020