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Dead Elvis

A middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of Brylcreem or Vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a massive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s Chevy,Ford,or Lincoln and listens to classic-country & rockabilly.Usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick.
"Look at that old dude that just got out of the '71 rustbucket Impala,what a Dead Elvis!"
by sns21274 May 20, 2009
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dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions
Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"
by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004
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Grateful Dead

To quote the boys themselfs "Beyond Definition"
That Grateful Dead Sure Eases My Sole!
by listen to the dead June 27, 2005
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deads

some amaturs when smoking weed through a bong, leave left over smoke in it. this is a very big waste and after leaving the smoke in there for a couple of seconds, the smoke becomes disguisting and very strong. most people blow it out, i take it it gets you smashed haha
man you didnt even pull half your cone, gotta bong kiss hey,now theres all fucking deads in there oh well give me the bong ill finish it off.
by theyll no who August 4, 2006
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dead babies

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.
Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
by Fat Al May 24, 2007
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dead text

a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.
guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text
by twitchykid123 December 13, 2010
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Grateful Dead

The all time greatest band ever! Listen to the live version of ANY of their songs and you will see the grateness that is the grateful dead.
Lately it occurs to me, what a long strang trip it's been
-Truckin'
by Will C July 3, 2005
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