donkey punch dave

A mystical character that travels the world using his skills of donkey punching on any foe he faces

donkey punch Dave Was Created during dnd Session and has become a local cult classic

by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

Dangerous-dave

Dangerous-dave is a ghetto celebrity, admired and feared for his astounding ability to manipulate the world around him for his own benefit. He is feared on his streets of Croydon particually for his care free "fuck the world" attitude. Bitches and hoes admire him becouse of his large black spear. Gangstas are quite simply scared out there wits by this caracter, hes known to have killed atleast 15 niggas and apperently he attempted to kill the infamous "Rav0r".

Dangerous-dave; prime suspect in saturday nights kfc robbery and later that night a black spear attack on a 16 year old blonde Croydon slut.

by james May 28, 2003

Hairy Dave

Everyone in the whole world knows many Daves, And at least one of these Daves will have the nick name Hairy Dave!!

Look theres Hairy dave, Call him over!

by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

Dave

Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!

by edd ridgway November 30, 2006

Dave

Taking a shit.

From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'

Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

Pulling a Dave

When a person makes plans with friends but cancels at the last minute with a very lame excuse.

Girl 1: "Hey, I can't wait to see to Dave today for our lunch get together".
Girl 2: "Oh he called me and has to reschedule because the earth blew up and he fell asleep"
Girl 2: "Great, so he is Pulling a Dave Again"

by Burgatronic November 19, 2019

Dave Matthews Band

A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.

"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"

by Kimmmmmmmmmmbo August 13, 2007