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Dalton

A queer with a bad case of swamp ass.
Ew look at dalton he has a bad case of swamp ass it smells like shit
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Daftpunked

To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch
Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad
by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019
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Daft

Dude did you see Andrew the other day? He was being so daft I'm surprised Johnnie didn't slam his ass right there in the alley.
by headbobber1186 April 11, 2019
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Daft

Dumb as fucking Thanos, a Marvel villain that stupidly cut the universal population in half despite the reality that populations double every generation anyway.
Blizzard is daft with their changes.
by duhobviously April 14, 2019
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Dalton Lane

Damn, Dalton Lane’s got a big dick
by BigDickBeast11 May 22, 2019
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Dalton

he is such a nice person, but the only catch is he has a small cock :(, he says it's 7.5 soft when really it's like 3 hard :(. He talks to his girlfriend and says he wants to do things with her and then will force her to do it. he's a good friend just a small cocked, bad boyfriend. in jesus name amen.
Dalton: look at my 7.5 soft
Emily: that's like 1.5 ;P
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
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Daft

When someone is saying something that doesn't make sense or doesn't add up.
Hey I heard turtles are human and they talk in real life

"OMG that's daft why would you believe that
by VSCO GIRL REAL ONE August 28, 2019
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