depositing cum

The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.

News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.

by PhillipD33zNutZ August 28, 2018

Cum Town

Show hosted by autist Nick Mullen, obese toothless man Stavros Halkias, and gay bug Adam Friedland. The best podcast for knowing about tube and square.

Person one:"Im a left-leaning individual, but i do like the idea of a Chinese Jew"

Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."

by American Tai Bo May 24, 2018

cum lash

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Cum Gambit

An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.

Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.

by SadCholo May 31, 2021

Cum Sock

A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.

-Hey Ronnie, why is your sock rock hard?
-Oh, that's my cum sock!
-EW WHAT THE FUCK.

by Lemuppet May 31, 2020

cum drunk

Being in a state that is comparable to intoxication after having experienced an exceptional orgasm. Usually results in stumbling around, disorientation, slurring of words/sentences, temporarily impaired vision and a cramp in a foot or a leg.

I fucked her so good she came hard and was cum drunk for like ten minutes afterward.

by JSF87 October 3, 2011

Cum Burger

A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...

Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*

by cumburger November 9, 2020