cryptosonoglyph

noun cryp·to·sono·glyph | \ ˈkrip-tō-sōnō-ˌglif: the heteroradical re-imagining of Late Bronze Age hieroglyphics combining 3D animation, cryptography and sound, to bring a dead language into the digital afterlife. hieroglyph

The Spherical Bowl is the most mesmerizing cryptosonoglyph created to date.

by bethynotslowpokes June 9, 2021

Crypt

A dumbass jackass dickhead loser thats a fucking pedo hes a 20 year old lives in the united kingdom and sucks cock all day

Player 1: whos that? Player 2: ew its crypt he sucks ass

by supyouguys July 11, 2021

Crypto

That one guy on discord who thinks he's very funny by making the gayest jokes and furry noises possible, with moans and groans included in a voice chat.

Crypto: RAWR! UwU XD! Your dick looks delicious...
Person 1: Holy shit fuck off crypto!
Crypto: UWU

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Cryps Daddy

He is very good at flirting :3 Has smexy hands. And is a fkin kid. Loves licking.

Ayye thats cryps daddy! The man with smexy hands.

by Alexia2626 August 4, 2021

cryptosperg

A cryptocurrency sufferer of Asperger's.

That fucking cryptosperg fucked my mom!

by Hotdonkey October 30, 2021

cryptoshit

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.

Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?

by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021