crunch

Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"

you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.

by IoI_xD June 16, 2023

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.

I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024

Pit Crunch

Perspiration stains under the arm of t-shirts that hardens

Pit Crunch has totally taken over gym shirt

by Baby cakies July 28, 2024

Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.

"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."

by risograph July 30, 2024

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025