Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.

To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...

by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020

Craig Jeremy

A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,

I wish my boys were like Craig Jeremy

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Craig wilcock

All the gear and no idea

That guy is a real Craig wilcock

by That jerk May 29, 2023

Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.

He is So like a Johnathon Craig

by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019

Craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.

Person 1: Should I get all my ex's phone numbers and then send them a Craig?

Craig is used in this example.

by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023

Craig

A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.

You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!

by VERMILLIONN April 17, 2021