Cracklin Rosey 

Cracklin Rosey The bloody blisters that form on a male after extended periods of time masterbating.

Check out this cracklin rosey on both of my hands!

Cracklin Rosey by 420D-Portkid April 18, 2019

Pork Crackling 

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

Pork Crackling by Daledoom August 30, 2020

A Rare Crackening 

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

A Rare Crackening by pbones October 18, 2021

Clacking 

When a skier on a ski lift clacks their skis together knocking snow off their skis in the hopes that the snow will fall on people below

Hey, you want to try clacking these skiers?

Clacking by Psycho snowboarder January 7, 2011

cracklings 

noun. In Ukraine, a popular garnish on local dishes which consists of pieces of pig large intestines, deep-fried until crispy and indistinguishable. Usually takes on the colour of whatever else you're eating, resulting in one not noticing them until it's too late.

person one: Are you feeling okay?
person two: I think the cracklings got me again.

cracklings by awhiterabbit August 1, 2010

Cracking 

A hillbilly white boy cracker who has gotten into the European Viking Metal craze that goes around trying to act like a viking instead of having a real life. Often, these phonies even try to hide their hillbilly roots by faking a scandinavian ancestry. Much like white boy crackers that become wiggers due to another pervasive musical influence. Often grows facial hair and stops bathing to try to fit the part.

After listenin' to that 'Mon 'Marth CD that was so fuckin' bad-aiss, I decided to become a cracking.

Cracking by DinkleDunk55 June 30, 2011

wots crickin? 

to ask one how they are, and whats happening. Or to pose a ponderance of whats going down in the ghetto/bronx that is life?

yo blood wots crickin wid yo bad self

wots crickin? by Iazais and Ashlizzle November 27, 2003