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Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner
Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?
by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011
mugGet the Man Conemug.

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather
#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
by elliotneal October 27, 2008
mugGet the Cone of Uncertaintymug.

The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

by The Cone November 24, 2010
mugGet the The Cones Prayermug.

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong
yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?
by aussie1174 December 30, 2019
mugGet the J conemug.

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.
When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!
by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022
mugGet the Conemug.

cone nipples

probably the weirdest shit ive ever seen in my life but id probably still fuck
tory cruse has cone nipples but i still want to fuck her
by Lazy Susan's asscheeks January 29, 2017
mugGet the cone nipplesmug.

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
mugGet the Whipped Cream Twist Conemug.

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