Homo Coffee

A latte'.

Hi, id like a large homo coffee please.

by littlerslady December 4, 2010

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

Coffee Cat

1) A coffee shop in Santa Barbara, CA
2) The cup Mr. Champlin got there
3) The name of the Counter Strike server in our class

Coffee Cat pwns everyone

by MichaelR December 9, 2008

Obama Coffee

This term is used ironically or seriously to describe coffee that is black and weak flavored.

This coffee from Panera Bread is Obama Coffee!
This Obama Coffee is bland and not robust at all!
Some newb made some Obama Coffee in the lobby!
I can't drink this Obama Coffee it is way too weak!

by Nistju Dangy June 29, 2015

posh coffee

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista

"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."

by Eldanian January 22, 2016

coffee scroll

The formal act of rolling up your penis in a swirll like shape and then firmly pressing it against a glass window. This creating the illusional treat - a coffee scroll.

The clock striked 3 for afternoon tea, the perfect time for a little practical joke thought Jonny, as he huddled guest and friends around the table he quickly scurried away to prepare his afternoon tea surprise- the coffee scroll. Moments had past and still no sign of Jonny or the coffee scroll until a very shocked and utterly surprised Becky spots what she described as Jonny's squashed Johnson being pressed up against the dining room window in a swirl type figure, and there stood a proud Jonny with a big grin on his face from ear to ear giggling away at his mastermind joke and as what he would say - the coffee scroll.

by Dark haired girl January 4, 2018

pumped with coffee

When a man shits inside of a woman's vagina.

Hailea wanted to be pumped with coffee by Tim at Big Woodstock

by 2nd rate April 6, 2017