1 definition by Dark haired girl
The formal act of rolling up your penis in a swirll like shape and then firmly pressing it against a glass window. This creating the illusional treat - a coffee scroll.
The clock striked 3 for afternoon tea, the perfect time for a little practical joke thought Jonny, as he huddled guest and friends around the table he quickly scurried away to prepare his afternoon tea surprise- the coffee scroll. Moments had past and still no sign of Jonny or the coffee scroll until a very shocked and utterly surprised Becky spots what she described as Jonny's squashed Johnson being pressed up against the dining room window in a swirl type figure, and there stood a proud Jonny with a big grin on his face from ear to ear giggling away at his mastermind joke and as what he would say - the coffee scroll.
by Dark haired girl January 3, 2018