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Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.
Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah
by Legolark May 4, 2023
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Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence
Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.
by scout52 August 25, 2023
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certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023
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certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.
That game i just played is a certified ass clapper
by anonymous December 2, 2023
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Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.
"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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