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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

child labour

Children working under age in a job with harsh conditions and their rights taken away such as right to education

A summer job or an internship is not child labour since you can still go to school and not badly paid

Did you hear that Nike uses child labour for cheap shoe production?!

by LKZ_03 February 26, 2015

Iraqi children

n. Tiny creatures found in the desert. Generally gregarious, sometimes to the point of annoyance. Infatuated with American Soldiers. Speaks arabic and usually english, fluent in all english curse words and insults due to hours spent emulating Soldiers. Easily identified by the sound "mista, mista."

Iraqi child 1: mista, mista, mista, mista, MISTA, mista, mista, MISTA!!!!!

Soldier: I see you, chill the fuck out. What do you want.

Iraqi child 1: (perplexed, attemps phrase in broken english) Chill the fuck out???

*exit soldier, enter another random Iraqi child.

Iraqi child1: chill the fuck out.

OR

Soldier 1: How was your mission?

Soldier 2: It was alright, I taught some Iraqi children the lyrics to Gin and Juice.

by firestarter6 February 4, 2009

Children's Story

Children's Story is a song by Slick Rick. It tells the tragic tale of a 17 year old boy whos attempt to rob an undercover detective end in him pointing a gun at the D.T, the teenager has second thoughts about pulling the trigger and makes a run for it. He then steals a car, which he later crashs yet surviving, he then grabs a pregnant lady and points a gun at her but "Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and he starts to run on". The song ends with the lyrics "He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, just another case 'bout the wrong path, straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast? Which, in a nutshell, means that the 17 year old boy had been shot after he surrendered and Slick Rick tells the audience not to follow the wrong path.

"Children's Story" appeared in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, on classic hip hop radio station Playback FM. The song was also featured on the rival True Crime: New York City soundtrack.

In 1996 Children's Story was redone by Tricky on the album "Nearly God". It was also done by Everlast, released on the album "Eat At Whitey's". This song has also been performed by Mos Def on his collaboration album, "Black Star", with Talib Kweli.

Released: May 2, 1988
Genre: East Coast hip hop
Length: 4:02 (Only around half of this length has speech in it, the other half is just the beat
Label: Def Jam/Columbia
Writer(s): Slick Rick

by Gangster, gangster ptuh gangster rap August 23, 2007

With Child

1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.

1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly

by Joe Mama November 10, 2003

Child Support Position

When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.

"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."

by HamiltonHoe April 10, 2019

Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.

If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020