Chance

Chance is an amazing person everybody loves he enjoys his music and his friends he is always loyal to his girlfriend and and has a pretty big dick he has a ton of crazy energy and loves to chill he has bad side too he is more of a dog person and lives to smoke weed he very honest and a very lovable person and he is the funniest kid ever

Everyone: omg we love chance he is so amazing

by Crazytacco July 1, 2018

Chance

Chance is a cool guy. All his exes want him back but are too shy to tell him.

M: I really wish I was still with Chance.
A: Yeah guh, me too.
Chance: Say something

by SecondChanceBruh December 2, 2019

face cancer

A severe chronic case of acne.

dude, that guy has a serious case of face cancer.

by lxpatterson July 2, 2007

Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

Aquarius and Cancer

Aquarius and cancer are besties but they fight sometimes. They are both shy the first time they meet but when they get to know each other they both become best friend and really warm up to each other.Both of them have the weird and goofy times together which show they really are besties. They have the best bonding time when they are together.Aquarius is the really clumsy and the ‘doesn’t mind side’ also the side u need for support.And Cancer is the goofy and the ‘its ok’ person and they can always help you out.

Yall not like Aquarius and cancer yall a whole nother story

by Gamersara71 January 7, 2021

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

chaucer

Often the one name used in referring to Geoffrey Chaucer. He wrote many famous poems and stories, and was well known to be one of the first men to write officially in the common language, as we now know as Middle English. This was basically unheard of in his day, since any professional and elite writers would only use Greek or even Latin. He refused to use these languages, although he knew them well enough, and opted to write in a language much closer to our modern English than that of Old English.
Famous for: The Canterbury Tales, Troilus and Criseyde, The House of Fame, and A Treatise on the Astrolabe.
Read The Miller's Tale (in the Canterbury Tales).. it's hilarious.

From The Miller's Tale (section from Chaucer's 'The Canterbury Tales': Clerk "Spek, sweete byrd, I noot nat where thou art."
This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent"

by Shalyn October 23, 2007