catholic volleyball

n. Ass-eating threesome

Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.

by Twelve Oaksrehab July 17, 2020

Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022

Catholic whore

Lucy O’Connell

You’re a catholic whore

by some fish June 18, 2022

Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested

Jews vs Catholics was my favorite game growing up

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.

"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."

by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022

st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022

I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022