whats the crack

whats happening/whats going on/what the hell

whats the crack with your hair?
what the fuck have you done with your hair?

by emmaddmeg July 25, 2006

crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

leftover crack

1.possible the bets band in the world period
2. part of the choking victim family tree(also including no commercial value, morning glory, in dk, the crack rock steady 7)

wow that band leftover crack just blew me away

by alex June 07, 2004

the crack of sparrows

A combination of the terms "The Crack of Dawn" and "Sparrows Fart" both meaning very early in the morning.
made popular by the Australian tv show Kath & Kim.

"I've been up since the crack of sparrows and I'm buggered"

by Matt Reynolds July 29, 2005

crack a lackin

another of saying "wats up"

Whats crack a lackin? You and her been hitting it on lately?

by Bam Valo October 24, 2007

crack puff

A woman with what appears to be a mullet at first glance. Only to realize that her bangs and sides of her hair are feathered over. Very common in crack users.

Yo dude, look at her nasty crack puff!

by RyanTwin20 September 25, 2008

minus crack

A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.

Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"

Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack

Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"

by mrsmoutray November 04, 2010